1 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,068 Papa needs a brand new job. 2 00:00:07,172 --> 00:00:10,448 You're supposed to be up to your elbows in purses with Kat. 3 00:00:10,449 --> 00:00:12,274 You know we need at least four coffees 4 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:14,172 before we get our minds right. 5 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,862 [phone buzzing] 6 00:00:18,688 --> 00:00:20,826 Do you need to get that, 7 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:22,413 Mr. Junior Partner? 8 00:00:24,413 --> 00:00:25,689 It can wait. 9 00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:28,516 I assume you're here to see Chelsea. 10 00:00:28,517 --> 00:00:30,413 She's on a latte run. 11 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:32,000 Okay, I'll wait. 12 00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:35,034 Is this about the wedding band? 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,067 You know, I thought after Naomi's wedding, 14 00:00:37,068 --> 00:00:39,758 Chelsea would limit my "father of the bride" duties 15 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:42,171 to writing checks. And then she reaches out to me, 16 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,758 saying she wants me to lock down 17 00:00:43,862 --> 00:00:45,482 the Splintered Shoulders. 18 00:00:45,586 --> 00:00:47,137 The Fractured Clavicles. 19 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:49,172 A necessity, 20 00:00:49,173 --> 00:00:51,654 'cause who could have predicted scheduling conflicts, 21 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:55,379 thanks to Looney Leslie's imaginary wedding? 22 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:56,758 Hmm. 23 00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:58,732 She's got moves on top of crazy moves. 24 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,172 [chuckles] Yeah. 25 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaking of moves, I'm glad we have a moment. 26 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:06,586 So we can talk about Tomas stepping out on me? 27 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:10,379 ? ? 28 00:01:38,758 --> 00:01:40,508 JOEY: I'm gonna have you arrested. 29 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,379 What did I do? 30 00:01:42,482 --> 00:01:44,379 Crimes against napkins. 31 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:48,552 You know, if this double date really has you that twisted up- 32 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:52,000 You know exactly why this napkin had to die. 33 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:54,912 Deanna. 34 00:01:56,172 --> 00:01:58,931 I keep replaying that ugly scene after the opening. 35 00:01:59,034 --> 00:02:00,896 I can't unsee it. 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,517 And she's not all wrong. 37 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:05,448 That was her grief talking. 38 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,000 This, too, shall pass. 39 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:10,000 Even when she's angry, she always texts me back. 40 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:13,206 Which is why I need your help. 41 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,620 You want me to have Randy pick her up? 42 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:20,310 No. But I do want to tap your other resources 43 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,344 to get through to intractable people. 44 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,724 You don't mean that. 45 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,172 Nothing else has worked. 46 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,586 DANI: Who's there? 47 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:30,827 I will fight you. 48 00:02:30,828 --> 00:02:34,171 -[shrieks] -ANDRE: There are other things 49 00:02:34,172 --> 00:02:36,136 you can do to me we both enjoy, you know? 50 00:02:36,137 --> 00:02:38,724 You are not supposed to be home. [shrieks] 51 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:40,137 [both laugh] 52 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,827 It's good to see you. 53 00:02:43,828 --> 00:02:46,585 What, you thought someone broke in to give you a massage? 54 00:02:46,586 --> 00:02:49,517 I have had my fair share of overzealous intruders. 55 00:02:49,518 --> 00:02:51,516 And besides, I would never expect you 56 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:54,241 -to rush your art for me. -I didn't. 57 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:57,275 No, I just happen to work best when motivated. 58 00:02:57,379 --> 00:02:58,689 DANI: Mm. 59 00:02:58,793 --> 00:03:00,275 So, how's Anita? 60 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:03,344 I think we've seen her at her lowest. 61 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:05,103 I understand. 62 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:06,448 Come here. 63 00:03:07,034 --> 00:03:09,241 -So now is the climb. -Yeah. 64 00:03:09,344 --> 00:03:11,275 I was just with her. 65 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:12,758 Yeah, Rowena texted me. 66 00:03:12,862 --> 00:03:14,413 I thought she's my spy. 67 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:15,567 [chuckles] 68 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,724 Nah, she's community property. 69 00:03:17,827 --> 00:03:19,757 I needed to set up your first surprise 70 00:03:19,827 --> 00:03:21,448 -First? -Yeah. 71 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:24,862 It's gonna take more than one to get you unwound. 72 00:03:24,965 --> 00:03:26,895 I've got multiple tricks up my sleeve. 73 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:28,103 Ooh. 74 00:03:29,172 --> 00:03:30,222 Dani? 75 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:32,068 Mm, just searching 76 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:34,965 under your sleeve. 77 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:36,275 That's not a sleeve. 78 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:37,429 Uh-huh. 79 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,379 Also not a sleeve. 80 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:41,517 Pants are kind of sleeves for the legs. 81 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,310 [laughs] I missed you, too. 82 00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:47,034 Yeah, I can see that. And feel that. 83 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:51,448 Okay, so we're gonna do this slow and easy, okay? 84 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:54,793 Starting with a long, hot shower to loosen up your muscles 85 00:03:54,896 --> 00:03:57,275 so I can give you a lomilomi. 86 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:59,482 -You can do that? -Yeah. 87 00:03:59,483 --> 00:04:01,481 [scoffs] Woman, once you experience 88 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,892 my particular version, you'll never forget it. 89 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:05,310 Okay. 90 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:08,827 Oh, this kukui oil 91 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:11,655 should be the perfect temperature once you come back. 92 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,896 Not too hot, not too cold. 93 00:04:14,897 --> 00:04:17,723 And all these ingredients should make you 94 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,834 more relaxed than you ever could imagine. 95 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:23,482 Or we can start now. 96 00:04:23,483 --> 00:04:25,930 SHANICE: Yeah, girl, she's still living 97 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:28,551 up in here like a ratchet Eloise. 98 00:04:30,206 --> 00:04:32,344 Oh, no, she won't come at me. 99 00:04:32,448 --> 00:04:34,793 And any jury would be on my side. 100 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:36,655 [laughs] 101 00:04:36,758 --> 00:04:39,344 The panty drop defense? Girl. 102 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,655 Just a sec. 103 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:44,228 I'm doing all this talking, not enough knocking. 104 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:48,103 No answer. 105 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:51,137 Maybe Ted ran to the lobby. 106 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:53,000 Ah, don't fix your dirty mind 107 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,412 to think about my man in the shower. 108 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:55,827 [door opens] 109 00:04:55,931 --> 00:04:56,981 Gotta go. 110 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,862 -Hey. -Hey. 111 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:02,255 I brought you a little something-something. 112 00:05:03,034 --> 00:05:05,551 This surprise is for your mouth. 113 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:06,862 Mm. 114 00:05:08,551 --> 00:05:10,655 Did I catch you at a bad time? 115 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:12,758 Well, you had me at "mouth," uh, 116 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:17,000 but, uh, another woman beat you to it. 117 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,034 TED: Thanks again. [laughs] 118 00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:26,724 Your face was priceless. 119 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,931 [Shanice laughs] 120 00:05:27,932 --> 00:05:29,481 I wanted to get some protein in. 121 00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:32,103 I have a tennis date with Eva later. 122 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,379 -Hmm. -Mm. 123 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,103 What, are you, uh, 124 00:05:38,206 --> 00:05:40,413 taking my liver for insolence? 125 00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:42,068 [chuckles] 126 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:43,222 The nurses couldn't 127 00:05:43,223 --> 00:05:44,861 keep their hands off my lunch business, 128 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:46,965 so Ashley got me a deterrent. 129 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:51,310 These are Shanice's Flavor Bomb Budget Bars, 130 00:05:51,413 --> 00:05:55,620 made with the perfect blend of carrots, lentils and spices. 131 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,655 -Oh, uh... -Don't get me wrong, 132 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,448 I love a good burger, but these will give you 133 00:06:01,551 --> 00:06:03,482 more nutritional bang for your buck. 134 00:06:03,586 --> 00:06:06,344 And they got me through some pretty lean times 135 00:06:06,448 --> 00:06:07,551 in nursing school. 136 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:09,758 Uh, quit stalling. 137 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:12,586 Uh, okay, um, hmm. 138 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:14,206 Let's see. 139 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,068 Oh, uh... 140 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:17,448 SHANICE: Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:21,827 Okay, um... 142 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:23,862 [chuckles] 143 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:27,205 Okay, my feelings won't 144 00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:29,758 be hurt if you don't like them. 145 00:06:29,862 --> 00:06:31,137 Yum. 146 00:06:32,896 --> 00:06:35,586 Don't give me the sexy lie detector look. I'm serious. 147 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:39,586 Hmm. When we take these on that show 148 00:06:39,689 --> 00:06:44,620 where the moguls bid on the next big thing, 149 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,102 they're gonna need to taste them 150 00:06:46,103 --> 00:06:47,343 before they know what's in them. 151 00:06:47,344 --> 00:06:50,517 Hmm. Sometimes unexpected things 152 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:53,270 come together and complement each other perfectly. 153 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:56,758 And sometimes they are just pure fire. 154 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:58,774 Like us. 155 00:07:02,068 --> 00:07:04,310 HAYLEY: Oh, no, Lynette didn't. 156 00:07:04,413 --> 00:07:07,103 Even I don't spend this much in a week. 157 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:09,068 [scoffs] 158 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:10,222 Are you kidding? 159 00:07:25,931 --> 00:07:27,068 Oh, you're so cozy. 160 00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:29,620 I'm half tempted to just hang here. 161 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:31,895 But you know how Kat gets without her caffeine. 162 00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:34,310 Right, and we know her better than anyone. 163 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,724 We're lucky like that. 164 00:07:35,725 --> 00:07:38,033 You know, I'm glad that you got on board 165 00:07:38,034 --> 00:07:40,551 with her moving in with the Grans. 166 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:43,862 But now we'll both have to suffer Kat withdrawal. 167 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:46,495 We'll make sure we don't miss anything important. 168 00:07:46,496 --> 00:07:48,378 You and Kat must be loving getting caught up. 169 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:49,862 I don't want to keep you. 170 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,827 Aren't you sweet? Hey, 171 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,191 we should do a movie night. 172 00:07:53,241 --> 00:07:54,413 You know, the four of us. 173 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,586 You, Kat, Madison, me. 174 00:07:56,587 --> 00:07:58,343 And we could make it wedding themed. 175 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,103 [cell phone chimes] 176 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:02,206 It's probably Kat nudging. 177 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:04,103 Oh, it's Madison. One sec. 178 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:08,241 Okay, where was I? 179 00:08:08,344 --> 00:08:10,586 Oh, right, you know my dad 180 00:08:10,587 --> 00:08:12,654 is having to wedding band block Leslie. 181 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:14,095 Have you ever seen that movie 182 00:08:14,096 --> 00:08:16,171 with the two brides who double-booked the Plaza? 183 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:18,171 We should watch that since we're living it. 184 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:20,068 Mm-hmm, yeah. 185 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:23,206 Okay, I've wasted enough of your billable hours. 186 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,965 Back to adulting. 187 00:08:25,068 --> 00:08:27,034 But just let us know when for the movie. 188 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:28,896 Perfect. 189 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,413 Bye. 190 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,241 Tomas Navarro here, 191 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:44,344 calling for Yasmina in recruiting. 192 00:08:45,931 --> 00:08:48,758 I think that my niece would be all "Time's Up" 193 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,068 when it came to her man harassing a woman. 194 00:08:51,172 --> 00:08:54,344 I got to not be your niece any more in the divorce. 195 00:08:54,448 --> 00:08:55,724 But I'm not bugging, 196 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,793 because Tomas told me what went down. 197 00:08:57,896 --> 00:09:00,034 I'm onto her. 198 00:09:00,137 --> 00:09:04,000 But you're the one who's making a habit of getting played. 199 00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:05,827 Hmm. Yeah? Well, how's that? 200 00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:08,641 Well, who told you about the alleged moment? Hayley? 201 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:10,862 Oh. [chuckles] 202 00:09:10,863 --> 00:09:13,136 Did Tomas make her the villain in his version? 203 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,344 [scoffs] You really can't see past 204 00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:17,586 her hourglass and that wiggle, can you? 205 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:20,034 Hmm. Well, Hayley's a lot more than that. 206 00:09:20,137 --> 00:09:24,689 [chuckles] I've seen the whole paint-by-numbers routine. 207 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:27,620 Befriend the daughter, seduce the father, 208 00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:29,551 break up the family and dig for gold. 209 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,896 Connect all those dots and... 210 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,689 you get a portrait of a woman I wouldn't trust. 211 00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:37,827 Careful, Kat. 212 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,895 You want to stop disrespecting my wife. 213 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:42,551 Once you stop disrespecting Tomas. 214 00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:49,378 You know, where's the statute of limitations 215 00:09:49,379 --> 00:09:51,413 for the Duprees prosecuting my wife? 216 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:53,448 Dani and I made peace. Why can't you? 217 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:58,000 You can't throw away my Aunt Dani for a lesser model 218 00:09:58,103 --> 00:10:01,053 and expect to live happily ever after in her neighborhood. 219 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,689 This is karma. 220 00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:07,103 Hayley can't keep up the "butter can't melt" act forever. 221 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,137 You deserve to know the real her, 222 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,965 and Tomas doesn't deserve to be wrapped up in your mess. 223 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:14,310 Okay. 224 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,724 What could possibly be in it 225 00:10:16,827 --> 00:10:19,793 for Hayley to disparage Tomas? 226 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:22,103 Maybe she couldn't have you near someone 227 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,586 who might tell you the truth. 228 00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,517 [scoffs] So you throw away your right hand, 229 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,379 someone who was stepping up, 230 00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:32,206 taking on Lynette's case to impress you. 231 00:10:32,310 --> 00:10:34,344 Well, he failed, 232 00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,318 so I wound up handling things myself. 233 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:39,517 We'll never know if he would have won that case, 234 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:43,068 but we do know he's a better man than you. 235 00:10:43,069 --> 00:10:44,309 You know what? You need to be careful 236 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,758 how high you build him up, 237 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:48,136 because when he falls, you might not want or be able 238 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:49,896 to put the pieces back together. 239 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:55,758 This chilled seafood tower? Six dresses and Botox? 240 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:58,344 Look, Bill will notice this. What do I tell him? 241 00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:01,413 Me scale down? 242 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,793 Look, stop charging 243 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,551 or you'll be doing your stand-up on the curb. 244 00:11:05,552 --> 00:11:09,481 I never imagined you'd be annoyed about spending money. 245 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:12,137 [sighs] Just disputing a charge. 246 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:13,758 What are you up to? 247 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:16,102 I took too long getting coffees for Kat and me, 248 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:17,757 so I'm peace offering with biscuits. 249 00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:21,000 Wish I had a bestie coz who delivers. 250 00:11:21,103 --> 00:11:22,379 That's sweet. 251 00:11:23,551 --> 00:11:26,620 You weren't doing so great the last time I saw you. 252 00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:30,068 Yeah, the... the mugging really hit me hard. 253 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,413 You know, a week ago, 254 00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:33,482 a car alarm would have set me off. 255 00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:34,931 No tears today, though. 256 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,103 The meltdown was justified. 257 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,068 Thanks for scooping me up, Chelsea. 258 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:42,372 Like, with our history, 259 00:11:42,373 --> 00:11:43,930 I-I know that couldn't have been easy. 260 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:46,551 Some things just cut through everything else. 261 00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:49,000 Healing takes what it takes. 262 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,551 If you need me, I'm here. 263 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,931 I could text you those support groups again if you'd like. 264 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,655 Knowing you're not alone's the first step. 265 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:06,551 You know, I already felt a little closer to fine, but... 266 00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:10,103 ...definitely better now. 267 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:11,586 Thank you. 268 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,931 I mean it. 269 00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,084 Me, too. 270 00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,172 [groans] 271 00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:21,344 Those heifers got me messed up. [scoffs] 272 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,103 ANDRE: All right, I'll use my body 273 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,068 and my voice 274 00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:28,413 to tell a story to yours. 275 00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:31,793 I didn't know a massage could tell a story. 276 00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:35,413 Yeah, the "talk story" is a Hawaiian tradition 277 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:38,000 passed down through generations. 278 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:42,413 I had the honor of having my first lomi... 279 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:45,689 from a kahuna, a master healer, 280 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:47,551 in Oahu last year. 281 00:12:48,551 --> 00:12:50,827 And I know this sounds crazy, but... 282 00:12:50,931 --> 00:12:53,793 Mmm, you know I'm wide open. 283 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:56,000 ...my kahuna took one look at me and saw 284 00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:58,758 that I was at a crossroads, with something that was 285 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,172 weighing heavy on my head and in my heart. 286 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,310 What story did they tell you? 287 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:07,310 ANDRE: Well, the kahuna used his hands 288 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,655 and they moved along 289 00:13:08,758 --> 00:13:11,689 with the story, 290 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,275 releasing tension. 291 00:13:13,276 --> 00:13:14,378 Mm. 292 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,413 [moans] Go on. 293 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:19,241 Once there was a handsome warrior 294 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,413 named Ohia. 295 00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:25,931 And there was a beautiful maiden named Lehua. 296 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,482 They fell madly in love, 297 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,517 the kind that's once in a lifetime. 298 00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:35,206 But when the goddess of volcanoes, 299 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,862 when she saw the warrior, 300 00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:38,517 she just had to have him. 301 00:13:40,137 --> 00:13:42,000 Ohia knew how dangerous 302 00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:44,517 and how powerful the goddess was, 303 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:47,275 but he was still brave. 304 00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:51,896 He told her that nothing would come between him 305 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,931 and the maiden, 306 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,034 and asked her to try to understand 307 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:57,551 he only had eyes... 308 00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,724 -And everything else. -...and everything else 309 00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:02,724 for Lehua. 310 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:06,275 But the goddess was not having it. 311 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,068 No, she took her revenge. 312 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,379 She turned the warrior into a tree. 313 00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:14,550 That wasn't the happy ending I was expecting. 314 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:19,310 Well, the gods watched as the heartbroken maiden mourned, 315 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,448 crying a river under that tree. 316 00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:24,896 The gods took pity, but they couldn't reverse 317 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,170 -the goddess's spell. -So what did they do? 318 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,724 They turned the maiden into a flower. 319 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,241 Yeah, and they placed her on the tree. 320 00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:36,655 So the maiden and the warrior could be together for all time. 321 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:41,517 And to this day, you can see the ohia lehua tree 322 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,965 all over the island. 323 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,344 -Mm. -Yeah, I must have taken 324 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:47,965 millions of pictures of them. 325 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,931 I'll show you later. 326 00:14:50,034 --> 00:14:51,344 -All right. -Oh... 327 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:52,758 [both chuckling] 328 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,551 -Andre... -Yeah. 329 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,068 When I heard that story, 330 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:00,964 it was almost the tenth anniversary 331 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:02,482 of my parents' death. 332 00:15:02,483 --> 00:15:06,136 And since I was still running from that memory, 333 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,931 I-I didn't make it back here much. 334 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,413 But... 335 00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:14,482 ...I promised I'd come home for a friend's birthday. 336 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,724 And the story the kahuna told 337 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:21,344 about how you should never back down from commitments, 338 00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:23,482 even in heartbreak, 339 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:24,965 resonated. 340 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,172 So... 341 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,620 ...I got on that plane, 342 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:32,758 and my bravery was rewarded. 343 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:37,275 I connected with the love of my life 344 00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:38,939 right after I got off that plane 345 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:40,931 in the DMV. 346 00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:44,758 Andre, I promise I will never turn you into a tree, 347 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,172 even if we have a knockdown drag-out. 348 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,034 Dani, stay with me. 349 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:53,206 You are a goddess, but you are my maiden. 350 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:58,267 And you're in a very difficult time right now because of Anita. 351 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:01,030 But just like the warrior and the maiden's love 352 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,482 endures in the story... 353 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:06,034 the Duprees will endure. 354 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,896 Anita will endure. 355 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,620 And you... 356 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,551 ...you will endure, Dani. 357 00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:14,896 And I will be your strong warrior... 358 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,724 ...every step of the way. 359 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,413 That's the best massage I have ever received, 360 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,000 my warrior. 361 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,655 She's fragile. 362 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:32,379 [scoffs] I didn't see fragile. 363 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,000 It's there. 364 00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:37,413 She's also caring and funny and... 365 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,655 volatile. 366 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,172 And after an explosion, there's 367 00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:43,275 sadness and isolation, 368 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:46,310 where the only one who can reach Deanna is her brother. But... 369 00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:48,896 her brother shouldn't have to be responsible. 370 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,275 That's my job. 371 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,137 Deanna's out of her depth. 372 00:16:53,241 --> 00:16:55,862 I won't let her retreat to her sorority room cave, 373 00:16:55,863 --> 00:16:56,999 not because of me. 374 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,310 We both know it's not because of you. 375 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:02,034 It's because of me. 376 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:09,240 You're trying to flip the script, make Tomas 377 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,310 the villain, when it's your wife who's questionable. 378 00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:16,896 If I were you, I'd focus on how Hayley's math ain't mathin' 379 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,517 instead of whatever this is. 380 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,827 Hmph. Well, everything about my wife 381 00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:22,261 -adds up. -[phone chimes] 382 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:24,000 Can you say the same about Tomas? 383 00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:28,309 Hmm. 384 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,379 Hayley spreading more lies? 385 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,378 I got distracted, 386 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,655 but I also got biscuits. 387 00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:36,928 -Dad, what are you doing? -Nothing urgent. 388 00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:38,964 I just wanted to let you know the band's been handled. 389 00:17:38,965 --> 00:17:40,015 Look, I got to run. 390 00:17:40,016 --> 00:17:41,516 Thank you, I know you have bigger- 391 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,206 Hey, my family's my priority, sweetheart. 392 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,780 Whether they consider themselves family or not. 393 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,275 Hmm. 394 00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:55,240 Well, if the coffee wasn't already cold, 395 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,481 it'd be freezing because of the chill between you two. 396 00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,862 Spill. 397 00:18:01,172 --> 00:18:04,062 I never wanted to be a wedge between you and your daughter. 398 00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,862 This isn't about you. 399 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:10,034 There isn't a man alive I could date who 400 00:18:10,137 --> 00:18:12,620 could live up to... 401 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:15,000 Doug, in Deanna's eyes. 402 00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:18,930 Nearly every child in the world 403 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,861 feels that way when they lose a parent. 404 00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,435 Well, I didn't, because my father was a bastard, 405 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,758 but the Deanna I met 406 00:18:26,862 --> 00:18:29,137 has a lot in common with her mother. 407 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,241 She must have sensed something. 408 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:36,344 That, or she created her own reality, 409 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,000 something she's always done. 410 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,896 And Donnell? 411 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,206 Felt something was off, down deep. 412 00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:47,000 Telling him the truth freed him a little. 413 00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:50,724 Maybe if we'd been a family that hashed things out, 414 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,817 Doug would have had a different ending. 415 00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,705 Or not. 416 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,758 Those secrets did irreparable harm. 417 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,172 If I'm open with my kids about us, 418 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:02,931 maybe they can finally heal. 419 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,965 -Vanessa- -I'll leave out 420 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:07,275 the criminal bits, 421 00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,931 but... 422 00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,024 it's time for them to know their mother. 423 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:15,758 Who she is and what- and whom- she wants. 424 00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:18,688 I appreciate the conversation, Yasmina. 425 00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,619 I'm looking forward to meeting in person. 426 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,930 Yes, it sounds like Stickle and Garrett 427 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:23,862 is doing exceptional work. 428 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,724 Bravo. 429 00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:31,895 You know Bill's gonna put the hammer down, 430 00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:34,551 so you're already out there hustling. Mm. 431 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:37,896 Well, if anyone understands the hustle, it's you. 432 00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:41,241 Was it good for you? Hmm? 433 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,896 My mouth is so happy right now. 434 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,896 Damn. Okay, your $20 burger was hittin'. 435 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,448 Yeah, and Shanice's Flavor Bomb Budget Bars. 436 00:19:51,449 --> 00:19:53,274 Not gonna hold you, that's the best energy bar 437 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,034 I've ever had, and at $4.00... 438 00:19:55,137 --> 00:19:57,413 They actually cost just 33 cents. 439 00:19:57,517 --> 00:19:58,758 -I made a dozen. -Hm. 440 00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:00,516 You know nurses do math, too, right? 441 00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:01,758 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 442 00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:04,033 I know you put yourself through nursing school. 443 00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:05,379 Must have been tough. 444 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,793 [chuckles] I pinched pennies until they screamed. 445 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:11,172 But times aren't as tight anymore. 446 00:20:11,173 --> 00:20:13,550 But it's almost like the recipes taste even better now 447 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:16,275 because it reminds me of how far I've come. 448 00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:19,000 Hmm. I want you to take me 449 00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,965 to the market with you one day. Hmm? 450 00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:23,206 [laughs] 451 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:26,413 I would spend all of my pennies to see you in a grocery store. 452 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,167 Okay, I haven't done much shopping on my own lately, 453 00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:30,930 but I can correct that, especially 454 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:34,068 if it means I get to learn something new about you. 455 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:35,413 -Hmm? -Oh. 456 00:20:35,414 --> 00:20:37,309 Well, you don't have to follow me down the aisles. 457 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,793 I'm an open book. 458 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:42,172 Mm. Including about all your past relationships? 459 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,275 I've given you all the essentials. 460 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,724 I fell for more than one guy who cheated on me. 461 00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,689 With his ex. 462 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:53,739 Hmm. 463 00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:56,758 DANI: Is my surprise in the box? 464 00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:58,827 Nope. That is gonna 465 00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,310 get you in the mood for the surprise. 466 00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:04,033 For the "something we've never done" portion 467 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:05,655 -of Andre care? -Yeah. 468 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:06,931 [pats box] 469 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,620 [Dani laughing] 470 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:23,241 I mean, just when I think 471 00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:25,454 you have taken me to the heights of happy, 472 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,657 you take me even higher. 473 00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,689 To infinity. 474 00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,724 How did you even know to do this? 475 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:32,896 You... 476 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,448 talking about how Saturday mornings, 477 00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:38,965 sneaking down to watch cartoons with Nicole, were perfection. 478 00:21:39,068 --> 00:21:41,103 So here's a taste of perfect. 479 00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:43,068 -Oh, Andre... -Mm-hmm. 480 00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:45,241 And now it's all coming rushing back. 481 00:21:45,242 --> 00:21:47,723 We would always start out by wrestling for the remote, 482 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,412 -but then we'd take turns. -Yeah? 483 00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,172 Cartoon versus action? 484 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:53,551 Nicole liked the thinking shows, of course. 485 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:55,206 Mysteries, gadgets, 486 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:58,034 that talking dog McDuff and his crew. 487 00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:00,931 And I wanted to swing like the superheroes 488 00:22:01,034 --> 00:22:04,137 and race the Road Runner, fly in the sky like The Jetsons, 489 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,655 hang out with that wisecracking rabbit. 490 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:09,448 I wanted to live in a world that had no limits, 491 00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:10,896 all in Technicolor. 492 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,482 Ever the optimist. 493 00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:14,172 [laughs] 494 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:15,535 Were there any overlaps? 495 00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:17,481 I think we both wanted to be Smurfette. 496 00:22:17,482 --> 00:22:19,586 -Mm. -Stuck with all those boy Smurfs, 497 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:22,827 Which might explain Nicole's current dating life. 498 00:22:22,828 --> 00:22:24,585 But you know our real common ground? 499 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:27,034 -Hmm? -Anything singing and dancing. 500 00:22:27,035 --> 00:22:29,723 Those Chipmunks, with their high-pitched voices, 501 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,034 the Jacksons were still in reruns. 502 00:22:32,137 --> 00:22:33,413 We were obsessed. 503 00:22:33,517 --> 00:22:35,379 We were so different, 504 00:22:35,482 --> 00:22:37,413 but when that music hit, 505 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:41,068 we were just sisters spinning and sliding 506 00:22:41,172 --> 00:22:43,344 and squealing in front of the TV. 507 00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:45,655 Wow. I wish I could have seen it. 508 00:22:45,758 --> 00:22:47,689 You'd need a time machine. 509 00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:49,793 So how about little Andre? 510 00:22:49,896 --> 00:22:52,246 What'd you like to watch? Or were you too cool? 511 00:22:52,344 --> 00:22:54,931 Nah, I thought I was Gerald Johanssen. 512 00:22:55,034 --> 00:22:56,724 Who? 513 00:22:56,827 --> 00:22:58,379 Hey Arnold!'s best friend. 514 00:22:58,482 --> 00:23:00,379 I thought he was the coolest. 515 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:02,112 He had this high top fade up here. 516 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,379 -He was cool. -I remember that little cutie. 517 00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:06,241 And you? 518 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,896 -Eh... -No! 519 00:23:07,897 --> 00:23:09,930 I'm gonna need photographic evidence. 520 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,172 Cough 'em up. 521 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:14,862 Still some boxes of photos you don't open? 522 00:23:14,965 --> 00:23:16,206 Yeah. 523 00:23:17,586 --> 00:23:19,996 Maybe we can go through them together sometime. 524 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,689 Yeah. Sometime. 525 00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:24,619 But we don't want the cereal to get mushy. 526 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,448 -Come on. -No, we do not. 527 00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:31,000 To my husband. 528 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:34,172 For taking me to a simpler time. 529 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:40,103 So, Dad actually said Tomas was hitting on a client. 530 00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:42,172 He said Hayley said it. 531 00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:44,482 And it's this Lynette woman? 532 00:23:44,586 --> 00:23:45,636 Mm-hmm. 533 00:23:45,637 --> 00:23:46,930 But you don't believe it? 534 00:23:46,931 --> 00:23:48,344 Consider the source. 535 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:49,708 Well, Dad knows cheaters. 536 00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,206 Because he was one. 537 00:23:51,896 --> 00:23:53,931 You know, Dad was so invested in Tomas. 538 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,033 Yeah, and he'd rather throw my boyfriend under the bus 539 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,655 than admit his wife is trifling. 540 00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:02,172 Well, Tomas trifled with your sister once, remember? 541 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,517 Half sister. 542 00:24:05,206 --> 00:24:07,620 And we agreed to never, ever, ever bring up 543 00:24:07,621 --> 00:24:09,412 that bit of tortured history again. 544 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,241 Okay, I did not mean to upset you. 545 00:24:11,344 --> 00:24:14,034 Yeah, well, you failed at that. Big time. 546 00:24:15,793 --> 00:24:17,344 [sighs] 547 00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:20,724 Yes, I received a fraud alert regarding hotel charges. 548 00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:23,241 Bill Hamilton. 549 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:26,275 Yes, my wife Hayley is on the account. 550 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:28,965 The guest name? 551 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,413 Lynette Wise. 552 00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:32,793 Yes, she's our guest. 553 00:24:32,896 --> 00:24:34,896 Yeah, no reason for alarm on your end. 554 00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:40,413 I appreciate what you did, babe. 555 00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:42,274 Once the police find that mugger, I think 556 00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:43,447 it's a good idea for you to keep 557 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,688 your distance from Lynette. 558 00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:46,482 I felt bad that Hayley got hurt 559 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,000 delivering papers for my case. 560 00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:51,655 I never asked Hayley to do that. 561 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,517 I guess I just didn't have any idea 562 00:24:54,518 --> 00:24:56,378 how close she and Lynette have gotten. 563 00:24:56,379 --> 00:24:58,909 You asked me to take this case pro bono, remember? 564 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,413 This thing with Lynette is just stressing me out. 565 00:25:03,517 --> 00:25:07,413 Just doesn't sit right with me, her being out there worrying. 566 00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:09,447 You really feel this indebted to her? 567 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:14,172 If I were you, I'd focus on how Hayley's math ain't mathin' 568 00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:15,655 instead of whatever this is. 569 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,551 ? ? 570 00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:18,793 DONNELL: I thought 571 00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:20,447 our driver was actually going to boot us 572 00:25:20,448 --> 00:25:21,861 out the car when he saw all of your shopping bags. 573 00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:24,000 DEANNA: I made them all fit. 574 00:25:24,103 --> 00:25:25,448 Thanks, BTW. 575 00:25:25,449 --> 00:25:27,723 I wanted to bed-rot all day, but you volunteered 576 00:25:27,724 --> 00:25:29,896 as tribute to do one of my favorite things, 577 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,724 and one of your least favorite. 578 00:25:31,827 --> 00:25:33,997 I really needed this shirt for a frat mixer. 579 00:25:35,517 --> 00:25:36,896 Okay, I may have wanted 580 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 to keep you from rotting, too. 581 00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:42,413 Deanna, can we talk about Mom? 582 00:25:42,517 --> 00:25:44,620 No, we're having fun today. 583 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:47,720 I'm starving. Let's see, fried chicken or ribs? 584 00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:50,793 Today? Either... 585 00:25:50,896 --> 00:25:53,206 is going to be served with a side of truth. 586 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,689 -Et tu, twin? -Mom called 587 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:03,053 when we were at Fenmore's. 588 00:26:03,054 --> 00:26:06,861 But we shouldn't let things lie anymore. 589 00:26:06,862 --> 00:26:09,309 Like Mom lying down with a mobster over Dad's dead- 590 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:10,655 Watch your mouth. 591 00:26:14,034 --> 00:26:17,103 This is about your father and me and our real story. 592 00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:19,681 Not the one you think you know. 593 00:26:19,689 --> 00:26:21,310 What's that supposed to mean? 594 00:26:23,344 --> 00:26:25,689 You remember when you two took AP Calculus 595 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,323 and your teacher thought you were math geniuses? 596 00:26:28,324 --> 00:26:30,723 Only one of you thought that meant 597 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:32,620 you could breeze through, 598 00:26:32,621 --> 00:26:34,343 while the other studied her butt off 599 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,931 with her dad tutoring her. 600 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,555 Donnell had to redo assignments plus extra credit 601 00:26:39,586 --> 00:26:41,172 just to break even. 602 00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:42,931 -Oh, I remember. -Oh, I remember. 603 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:46,620 Sadly, your dad and I were like that with our marriage. 604 00:26:47,275 --> 00:26:49,896 We were so happy and in love 605 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,655 when we were dating and engaged. 606 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:55,862 That feeling lasted for many years. 607 00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:59,241 We thought we were geniuses at wedded bliss. 608 00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:00,689 No tutoring required. 609 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:03,240 DEANNA: You're comparing our family's tragedy 610 00:27:03,241 --> 00:27:04,688 to Donnell almost failing math? 611 00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:06,068 I get what Mom's saying, 612 00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:07,827 -and so do you. -VANESSA: We took 613 00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:12,000 the spark, the laughter, the friendship, 614 00:27:12,103 --> 00:27:13,931 all of it, for granted. 615 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:17,724 Everything except our shared love for you two. 616 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,965 Then, one day, we woke up... 617 00:27:21,965 --> 00:27:23,862 ...and realized you were gone, 618 00:27:23,965 --> 00:27:26,896 and we hadn't just drifted apart, 619 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,310 we'd let something beautiful fade. 620 00:27:31,655 --> 00:27:33,758 And it was too far gone to save. 621 00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:38,103 I didn't mean to drop my facts on you like a grenade. 622 00:27:38,206 --> 00:27:39,931 I asked. 623 00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:43,241 But I told you I would never do that to you. 624 00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:45,068 But you're... 625 00:27:45,172 --> 00:27:46,448 Wary? 626 00:27:46,551 --> 00:27:47,827 Mm. 627 00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:51,000 Okay, that's because... 628 00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:53,689 ...there was this one guy 629 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,000 -who I thought was the guy. -Hmm. 630 00:27:56,103 --> 00:27:58,310 And he... 631 00:27:58,311 --> 00:28:00,516 well, you know how much nursing means to me. 632 00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:02,655 -That's who you are. -Yeah. 633 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,034 I thought he got that, too. 634 00:28:05,034 --> 00:28:06,896 But, uh... 635 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,551 in the final stretch of my degree, 636 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:11,448 he just kept dropping hints, 637 00:28:11,449 --> 00:28:13,343 like he needed more attention from me. 638 00:28:13,344 --> 00:28:14,688 And I just thought it was noise, 639 00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:16,550 because, when I mean, final stretch? 640 00:28:16,551 --> 00:28:18,862 And once I graduated, we would be good. 641 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,310 Hmm. 642 00:28:20,413 --> 00:28:23,827 Then I came home one day 'cause I forgot my lunch... 643 00:28:24,758 --> 00:28:26,344 ...and I caught him making a meal 644 00:28:26,448 --> 00:28:28,034 of some other woman in my bed. 645 00:28:29,310 --> 00:28:30,965 And we weren't good. 646 00:28:31,068 --> 00:28:32,793 But I was good. 647 00:28:32,896 --> 00:28:34,206 I dodged a player. 648 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:36,931 I'm sorry. Um... 649 00:28:38,068 --> 00:28:41,068 ...for, uh, making a joke, but... 650 00:28:41,172 --> 00:28:43,551 [laughs] I can take a joke. 651 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:46,137 -I'm Shanice. -Yes, you are. 652 00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:50,723 What I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around 653 00:28:50,724 --> 00:28:51,965 with you, Ted, is... 654 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:56,586 ...how you could cheat on a woman like Nicole. 655 00:28:58,724 --> 00:29:02,655 When did my work friend become my enemy? 656 00:29:02,758 --> 00:29:04,482 Or was this you all along? 657 00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:09,206 You're the one who changed when you became junior partner. 658 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:13,000 You were so sweet to every assistant and paralegal 659 00:29:13,103 --> 00:29:15,413 from day one, because you needed us 660 00:29:15,517 --> 00:29:17,413 to praise you to Bill, 661 00:29:17,517 --> 00:29:19,793 but as soon as you got that title, 662 00:29:19,896 --> 00:29:23,413 it was "thank you, next" to your cheering section 663 00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:25,965 while you played big man around the office. 664 00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:30,724 Well, listen here, my name's on that letterhead, 665 00:29:30,827 --> 00:29:32,103 and I don't bow, 666 00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:35,310 so if something's off, I'm going all the way up the chain 667 00:29:35,413 --> 00:29:38,620 to my hubby to let him know that something is off 668 00:29:38,724 --> 00:29:40,310 so I can stop it. 669 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:43,482 Huh. St. Hayley, the hallmark of all that's good 670 00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:45,481 at the Law Offices of Bill Hamilton, Esquire. 671 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:47,758 Oh, well, if the halo fits... 672 00:29:49,068 --> 00:29:51,482 All I see is the devil in disguise 673 00:29:51,586 --> 00:29:53,068 trying to cover her own ass. 674 00:29:54,068 --> 00:29:55,827 Am I interrupting? 675 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,482 Just taking out the trash. 676 00:29:58,586 --> 00:29:59,636 Hmm. 677 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,655 I take it you're not here for a few friendly hands. 678 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,172 I need your help. 679 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:09,068 My four favorite words. 680 00:30:09,172 --> 00:30:11,103 Means you'll owe me something. 681 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,206 [Dani giggles] What? 682 00:30:18,310 --> 00:30:19,862 You're on a sugar high. 683 00:30:19,965 --> 00:30:22,103 Maybe I am. 684 00:30:22,104 --> 00:30:23,723 You know the least destructive way 685 00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:25,310 to expend all this energy? 686 00:30:25,413 --> 00:30:26,655 Hmm? No. 687 00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:31,601 Okay. 688 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,724 When our dads cheated on our moms, 689 00:30:42,827 --> 00:30:45,758 we promised we'd wave red flags if we noticed them 690 00:30:45,862 --> 00:30:48,103 in our respective love interests. 691 00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:51,034 What Dad said, plus Tomas turning you down 692 00:30:51,035 --> 00:30:52,688 when you asked move in with him, 693 00:30:52,689 --> 00:30:56,482 plus Tomas's mistakes with Eva, 694 00:30:56,586 --> 00:30:59,655 that's enough flags for one of those Formula 1 races. 695 00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:04,206 I met Lynette and she and Hayley are the baddie skanks here. 696 00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:05,551 [sighs] 697 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,827 Tomas told me about Lynette before the non-incident. 698 00:31:08,828 --> 00:31:10,792 He was just trying to get to the bottom of 699 00:31:10,793 --> 00:31:13,068 Lynette's relationship with Hayley. 700 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:14,965 And flirting was the only way? 701 00:31:15,068 --> 00:31:19,137 We flirt with bartenders for free drinks, and we're rich. 702 00:31:19,793 --> 00:31:22,965 He wouldn't risk Dupree couture for thrift store bitch. 703 00:31:23,655 --> 00:31:27,206 Plus, I was the one who was dragging on moving in, 704 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:29,896 so you can lower those flags, please. 705 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,482 Okay, I might have over-waved. 706 00:31:33,586 --> 00:31:34,793 Plus, I just saw Tomas, 707 00:31:34,896 --> 00:31:36,886 and he didn't look even a little sketch. 708 00:31:37,413 --> 00:31:39,379 -Where? -At the atrium, 709 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:41,448 working like a good boy. 710 00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:45,620 Uh, well, we should take his cue. 711 00:31:45,724 --> 00:31:48,310 Um, we have a Zoom in a few, remember? 712 00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:50,275 Shoot, I need to change. 713 00:31:56,896 --> 00:31:58,241 Aw. 714 00:31:58,344 --> 00:32:01,448 Look at the big man squabbling up. 715 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:07,448 I warned you, wifey always comes out on top. 716 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:10,068 I mean, if you need a rec letter, 717 00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:11,793 you know where to find me. 718 00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:15,413 Say hi to your buddy Lynette for me. 719 00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:20,241 What's your poison? 720 00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:23,068 Actually, information on Lynette Wise. 721 00:32:23,069 --> 00:32:25,723 My junior partner couldn't get past the birth certificate, 722 00:32:25,724 --> 00:32:28,074 tax forms and a couple of shots on social media... 723 00:32:29,379 --> 00:32:31,482 ...so that HR wouldn't think she's a bot. 724 00:32:34,862 --> 00:32:37,206 Even I have a cookstagram. 725 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:40,275 No presence at all can look like you have something to hide. 726 00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:42,448 What else? 727 00:32:42,551 --> 00:32:45,172 Well, I helped her beat an embezzlement charge, 728 00:32:45,275 --> 00:32:48,068 but maybe this isn't her first bank or- 729 00:32:48,172 --> 00:32:50,310 Or she's not just white collar. 730 00:32:52,068 --> 00:32:54,275 With the social media scrub, 731 00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:57,172 she could be more than just a few pretty posts. 732 00:32:58,689 --> 00:33:00,379 All right, I'm intrigued. 733 00:33:00,482 --> 00:33:02,931 Well, can you make it fast? 734 00:33:03,034 --> 00:33:06,275 I mean, Hayley's stuck on owing Lynette for saving her. 735 00:33:06,379 --> 00:33:09,827 And what if you don't like what I find on this worker bee? 736 00:33:09,931 --> 00:33:12,137 Well, then... 737 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,655 I guess I'll have to call on the exterminator 738 00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:16,551 and remove the infestation. 739 00:33:17,551 --> 00:33:20,137 When you left for college, 740 00:33:20,241 --> 00:33:23,344 we had more time to realize what we really were to each other. 741 00:33:24,689 --> 00:33:26,482 And what we weren't. 742 00:33:26,586 --> 00:33:28,276 DEANNA: I never should have gone. 743 00:33:28,931 --> 00:33:31,965 Nothing you could have done would have changed anything. 744 00:33:33,068 --> 00:33:34,118 You hear me? 745 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,655 Deanna, Mom's right. 746 00:33:39,137 --> 00:33:41,344 So what happened when we were gone? 747 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,310 I felt something was missing... 748 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,413 ...and your dad felt it, too. 749 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:53,034 At first, I filled the space with work 750 00:33:53,137 --> 00:33:56,034 while your dad was filling it with... 751 00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:57,758 pickup games with his friends... 752 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,241 ...then the casino. 753 00:34:01,862 --> 00:34:04,152 We were spending less and less time together. 754 00:34:05,517 --> 00:34:07,931 But we did try, though. 755 00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:11,000 You could have gone to therapy. Love doesn't just go away. 756 00:34:11,103 --> 00:34:14,310 No, but it can change. 757 00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:17,931 And we weren't capable of giving 758 00:34:18,034 --> 00:34:19,827 each other everything we needed. 759 00:34:21,068 --> 00:34:24,931 I-I had a very successful real estate empire. 760 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:28,310 And... [exclaims] 761 00:34:28,311 --> 00:34:30,205 ...there's only so many hours in the day one can work. 762 00:34:30,206 --> 00:34:32,448 Eventually, I had to go home, 763 00:34:32,551 --> 00:34:35,448 where I was reminded that... 764 00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,655 I was no longer a full-time mom. 765 00:34:39,241 --> 00:34:41,758 And I wasn't in a... 766 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,689 traditional marriage. And I know 767 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:45,378 that this is hard for you to hear, 768 00:34:45,379 --> 00:34:47,137 but I have finally 769 00:34:47,241 --> 00:34:50,068 found someone that made me feel alive again. 770 00:34:51,724 --> 00:34:53,275 Joey. There. 771 00:34:54,827 --> 00:34:55,877 I said it. 772 00:34:57,482 --> 00:35:00,372 We're so happy for you, Mom. You should have told us sooner. 773 00:35:02,413 --> 00:35:04,758 I wish I had, too, baby. 774 00:35:04,862 --> 00:35:07,689 -Sis? -Mm? 775 00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:09,965 I'm sure you have questions. 776 00:35:11,758 --> 00:35:13,000 Just one. 777 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:19,827 When exactly did Joey start making you feel alive? 778 00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:25,137 Was it before or after Dad died? 779 00:35:28,448 --> 00:35:30,738 I will tell you the truth. I'll make no excuses. 780 00:35:30,793 --> 00:35:33,931 Ted, I am not asking you to rationalize your infidelity. 781 00:35:35,137 --> 00:35:37,367 I know you won't make the same mistake twice. 782 00:35:37,896 --> 00:35:39,103 But you're hesitating. 783 00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:42,965 Ted, Nicole and I are night and day. 784 00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:44,827 She is Dupree royalty. 785 00:35:44,931 --> 00:35:46,431 I'm just a regular old Johnson. 786 00:35:46,517 --> 00:35:48,862 She owns, I rent. 787 00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:51,275 Nicole's country club. I'm turkey club. 788 00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:57,310 She is literally grace personified and I am not. 789 00:35:57,413 --> 00:36:00,137 And don't get me wrong, I love me. 790 00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:04,068 But if you could step out on Nicole, 791 00:36:04,172 --> 00:36:07,034 why on Earth would I think you would stick with me? 792 00:36:07,035 --> 00:36:08,964 Well, leave it to you to cut to the heart of it. 793 00:36:08,965 --> 00:36:10,447 That's what I love about you the most. 794 00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:13,103 You're always real and honest with me. [chuckles] 795 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:14,448 Hold up. 796 00:36:16,068 --> 00:36:17,517 You love me? 797 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:19,517 Captioning sponsored by CBS 798 00:36:19,518 --> 00:36:20,980 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 799 00:36:20,981 --> 00:36:25,531 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0